Leela: I thought you were either having sex or you died.
Me: Leela, sex is never going to be the reason I don't answer my phone. I probably set it to silent and took a nap.
the bible has the worst fandom ever they can’t really help it a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two
talktomorrow asked: You're my Tumblr prom date. Kay. Bye. /romantic
Anonymous asked: You're beautiful.
EVEN MORE OF IT WILL BE GONE.
the hardcore way to eat ramen
smokingweedinthefrontyard: boil water eat block of ramen drink boiling water snort flavor powder fuck bitches