Leela: If someone starts getting down on themselves, like "OMG I'M SO FAT" I used to listen, but now I just reply with something along the lines of "OH MY GOD I KNOW!" Shuts them right up. -pause- Or I just say "staaahp." That works too.
In the year 2031, the Hogwarts Express retired to...
5 Winter Wardrobe Essentials
artoftransliness: 1. Cardigans: Pretty much all major clothing stores have their own take on the men’s cardigan, which means they can be found at a wide variety of prices. Check out Old Navy, Gap, and Macys to start. These can be difficult to pull off without top surgery, but can still work with a bit of creative layering (for example, a cardigan on top of a heavy flannel on top of a t-shirt and...
I am exhausted and overwhelmed.
If I bite your head off, I apologize.
I'm on a roll today
Me: Are jew celebrating christmas?
Me: I did nazi my plan failing... Anne Frankly, i'm a little embarrassed
Issy: XD i'm not clever enough to come up with a response to that. But I love you
Me: Ha, well that was Hitlarious!
Me: All of these nazi jokes are out of mein kampfort zone...
Issy: Lol stahhp it.
Me: seriously, enough with the nazi puns. I need my concentration. Camp you see that?
bigbadblake: I find ambition and creativity unbelievably sexy.
prettttyodd: taking off your crocs after a long day of being homo but homos know better than to wear crocs